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earliest bird catches the nut 🥜

earliest bird catches the nut 🥜

@Ms.Kosmik Pussy

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First Nut of 2026🥜

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Early bird gets the snake

A nut 🥜 for good luck 🍀 👀 Can we pregame this way? #flyeaglesfly

@FaeandCheta.com

Early birds get the worm 🐛 💛

Early bird gets the worm 🪱

first nut of the year

Catch a Nut before work anyone?😳😏

Early bird gets the sperm - or whatever the phrase is 💦

@T H E V I K I N G G A M E R

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Love the quirky twist on the classic saying!
That nut-catching technique is impressive!