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We shall milk the buffalo while perched on a porcupine.

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Our effort to milk a buffalo 🐃 today was not successfull we try again tomorrow

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What the f*ck is this drug trip I told Opus 5.5 to make a cow that runs. This is what it gave me for $6.80. It runs on its f*cking udder. Four teats as legs. Then it jumps a fence in slow motion and lands like a pancake.

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