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Crypto bros with an 85% portfolio drawdown celebrating a 5% pump. · XDL

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Crypto bros with an 85% portfolio drawdown celebrating a 5% pump.

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POV: Crypto portfolio:+$2 Million

Crypto bros in 2059 waiting for a bull run

Crypto bros right now:🤑

When crypto bro turned $95 into $100

Exactly one year ago, 90% of crypto investors lost their virginity.

A Stanford professor took two average stocks, rebalanced them daily, and turned $100,000 into $7 million without predicting a single price. Bookmark & watch today, no matter what.

Me on my way back to my 9-5 after losing 90% of my portfolio:

Crypto bros: "the market is predictable" Meanwhile, the market:

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Love the irony in this celebration!
That 5% must feel like a victory!