“Hnngh! -BRAPPFT!- ,Whew! man all that -PFPBFFT!- candy i ate -FRAAPBFPFT!- sure does make me -PFFRABPLAPFT!- really gassy lol.” “You wanna spread my funky farting wobble cheeks and inhale all this pungent piggy poop wind till your brain melts from pure putrid pork poots?”