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Me to my wife when it gets to the prearranged time for leaving a social event · XDL

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Me to my wife when it gets to the prearranged time for leaving a social event

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My wife: We don't have to stay at the party all night. Just give me a sign when you've had enough and want to leave. Me after five minutes:

When your mrs says you can leave a family gathering at 9pm 9.01pm:

Her: “No thanks, I’m married, have kids and just out for a few drinks. And I’m probably old enough to be your mum” Her an hour later with 18 year old me back at her place:

My wife said to me, "One last time, one last time," and I said, "Okay."

Me after promising my wife I’d only have a couple of beers.

My wife when I tell her the fellas are stopping by to watch the game

@The Dude Effect

Her: “No thanks, I’m married, have kids and just out for a few drinks. And I’m probably old enough to be your mum” Her an hour later in front of 18 year old me back at her place:

How nights out are supposed to end

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